SATIRE..... or just inappropriate?

SO.... THIS GIRL WALKS INTO A BAR

Summer is in full swing and the children refuse to get out of the pool. All I do is study for the Nev*ada State Bar Examination. I was planning to write a post on all of the interesting things that are revealed to me in the course of my study. Through the hours of listening to lectures on i*pod (about a hundred hours, if you are counting) and the hours and hours of reading, I kept a note pad nearby so I could jot down any interesting trivia to post. Well guess what, the page is empty. Yep, it's all too boring to inflict on others. I even did a search of other bloggers who are writing about bar exam study. I actually found several blogs which detail the writer's study habits. Unfortunately, they mostly just list the number of highlighters that have been extinguished and the subjects that are being studied. The posts read like, "My blue highlighter is dead, I'm going to break out the yellow because I'm doing Secured Transactions on Tuesday and Wills on Thursday." As if anyone would care. Seems like a desperate attempt to find some kind of connection in a barren wasteland of legal outlines. Sad. The exam is the last 4 days of July in a seedy casino off the strip in V*egas.