WOULD THE FBI FIND MY STALKING BEHAVIOR CONCERNING? I do go to alot of effort to avoid jail you know.

So, I started this blog a long time ago, and then I just abandoned it. I even started this post a couple of months ago and abandoned the post in mid creation. I wonder if my 4 year old would be able to find a pattern here. Anyway, I abandoned the blog in favor of playing around on my.spac.e. I overheard someone saying that Bar.ack O.bam.a was their "my.spac.e friend." Weeelllll, that got me all worked up, so I signed on and got him to be "my my.spac.e friend." I did my part for the relationship, sent a howdy email, sent a little cash, birthday and christmas cards, continually inquired if there might be anything I could do for him. And then I spent months waiting for/expecting him to act like a real friend. This is how it went.... no soy chai delivered to my office on my birthday, no calls to see what I was up to, no invitations to grab a quick cocktail when he was in Slick City, he didn't email me back when I asked if he would babysit my kids for a couple of hours one weekend, he never invited me to a BBQ at his fabulous home in Chicago, he didn't solicit my opinion on his idea that maybe the US should bomb Pakistan, he also never asked advice on how he might reel in the vote of that all important lesbian mom demographic and there was absolutely no response to my extra cute, hand colored Christmas card featuring my adorable children. When I accepted that it wasn't going to work out the way I wanted, I briefly switched my affection to Kucinich, but that was a dead end in more ways than one. So, I decided to turn my attentions back to this blog. Oh, and in terms of time commitments and excuses for not finishing what I start, In addition to my so called "relationship" with O.b.ama, I have been busy having an intense love affair with the dog. I feel a little bit guilty that this relationship is "overlapping" my primary relationship. What can I do, the heart desires what the heart desires.